Sunday, December 9, 2007

New Kids on the Block Sing the Sun Signs

So there's this amazing New kids on the Block song from their self-titled first album you have to check out-- it's called "I Wanna Be Loved By You" and they actually sing about their respective Sun signs...

It has my vote as *THE* cheesiest song ever. Jonathan Knight was my favorite, by a mile... I really, really wanted to be loved by only him, too.

These lyrics are so fabulous (Can you imagine getting teenage boys to sing this stuff? Maurice Starr must have had a bull-whip):

Hi, I'm Danny, and I'm a Taurus,
And I wanna be loved by you.
Do you wanna be loved by me?
If you do, check this out.
Aaaaah....
Sounds good to you, don't it?
Oh baby, I just got to let you know

I'm Jon, and I'm a Sagittarius
And I really, really wanna be loved by only you
And I want you to only love me too.
And if this is the way it's gonna be, girl, then check me out
I wanna be loved by you, baby

Yeah, I know, I know, I'm young....
I might be young, but I'm not too young to let you know how I feel.
I'm Joe, and I'm a Capricorn.
And if you can relate to that, then check this out.
Oh, girl, I wanna be loved, loved by you baby

I'm Donnie, a loveable Leo
And rather than tell you how I feel, I'm gonna sing it for you, baby
I wanna be loved by you girl
I wanna take you by the hand and make you understand

Well, I guess they saved the best for last
I'm Jordan, and I'm a Taurus
And if you think you know everything about me, then check this out
I wanna be loved by you baby, by you baby

xo,

Sybilla

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Out-of-whack Star Maps, and why we use them today.

Astrologers rarely seem to explore these issues, but I'm only 26, so I'm going to be adventurous and dive in here while my opinions are still blessedly malleable. I'm still considering the best way to use these amended timelines etc. for my future forecasts and calculations. Here's more of what I've been exploring:

Signs and Constellations:

So what's the real difference between a "sign" and a constellation (note: there is one!). A constellation is a group of stars we can see in the Heavens. It exists, and we can see it. We have myths that correspond to these constellations, as well as personality traits we ascribe to people born under their influence.

A sign is the arbitrary length of time we assign to that constellation, a time when the Sun is traditionally believed to transit it, again, a calculation which was derived from our perspective here on Terra Firma thousands of years ago.

However, our calculations are clearly out of whack. Using an ephemeris to determine the planetary transits while using an old star map thousands of years old that doesn't take into account the all-important "Movement of the Ages" is kind of stupid.

Here's the ol' "Movement of the Ages" as described by Wikipedia:

The Earth, in addition to its diurnal rotation upon its axis, incurs a precessional motion involving a slow periodic shift of the axis itself: approximately one degree every 70 years. This motion, which is caused mostly by the Moon's gravity, gives rise to the precession of the equinoxes in which the Sun's position on the ecliptic at the time of the vernal equinox, measured against the background of fixed stars, gradually changes with time.

So. We are now looking at a night sky whose constellations have shifted so significantly that the "Sun Signs" as we traditionally observe them have little to do with celestial reality as it applie to those of us here on Earth...

So mind-blowing, why isn't this a bigger bone of contention? Are astrologers all too apathetic to rock the boat? Or are we all so convinced astrology is more of a "spiritual" science than one that has anything to do with empirical evidence that we don't bother. That sounds more like superstition than spirituality to me.

xo,

Sybilla

November monthlies for reference... check ya progress!

Hey guys,

Unfortunately I spaced posting these November monthlies on time (Mars retrograde is hard on a double Aries, ya know), but I think it's good to have them up as references for the future, as well as posterity and my own darn satisfaction. I know archiving is, blog-wise, a given, but wouldn't it be nice to be able to go back and reference old forecasts from your favorite astrology websites? Why don't more sites offer more extensive archives? LAck of space or lack of interest? Hmmmm......

xo,

Sybilla

Aries: Lately you've been getting your house in order with the Amazonian zeal you usually reserve for less domestic endeavors, Aries. On the days surrounding the New Moon (November 9th) you're going to get the cash infusion you've been waiting for, so if you've had to take things one painfully slow step at a time, expect those annoying delays to dissolve. Try to wrap up the major renovations by the 15th when Mars, your fiery ruling planet, takes a six-week slumber in the sky, making it difficult for you to move the furniture around quite as enthusiastically. If you feel you've been in a major dry spell romantically, don't worry-- after all those missteps you've learned enough about what you need to (finally) attract the partner of your dreams. Keep a look-out for that special someone over the weekend of the 24th, especially if you're out of town or at a holiday feast thrown by a sibling or cousin.

Taurus: Home is where your heart is, Taurus, but lately you've been getting restless. If you're itching to take a little jaunt, the first two weeks of the month are ideal (particularly if you're visiting a sibling). The New Moon on November 9th will bring you a rush of energy and exciting possibilities in all areas of business partnership. Seal that business deal with a handshake rather than a signature for the moment, though-- early February would be the perfect time to make it official. After November 24th a long-delayed pet project will finally receive the support it needs from investors or VIP's to get off the ground and flying high. This is also one of your most romantic months of the year, so don't be surprised if Cupid draws back his bow on the 10th and gives you a month-long taste of true love so sweet you'll be glowing till the end of the year.

Gemini: Partnership is the name of the game for you this month, Gemini, and you've truly got the Midas touch! You could easily find yourself becoming half of a power couple in business and pleasure-- it's your call. You may have been spending money like water lately, but on November 4th you'll get the chance to make an unexpected chunk of change-- enough to set your finances back on an even keel. It'll be a perfect month to get a jump on those New Years fitness resolutions; you'll have all the energy you need to schedule those check-ups and buy a gym membership. Just make sure to act before the 15th when the planet of action, Mars, will go retrograde, make starting new regimens a bit more of a chore. Thanksgiving is going to be the most memorable one in years-- with the Full Moon in your sign on November 24th, you'll be celebrating a major career breakthrough with a special someone at your side.

Cancer: Since mighty Mars sailed into your sign like an action hero in September, you've been going full throttle, Cancer. While you relish being in the driver's seat, you will now have the opportunity to sit back and survey all you've accomplished. If you feel you're still waiting for that big break, use the powerful energy of the New Moon on November 9th to drum up an exciting career opportunity, especially if the job is in the arts. After the 15th, make “Assess and conquer” your mantra. Expect a slight slow-down, but don't worry-- you'll still have enough of that powerful Martian energy working for you to keep yourself on track. This is your very best month of the year for meeting a new love interest, Cancer, so make sure to keep your eyes open for that special someone the second week of the month. You'll finally be in the right time, place and frame of mind to attract a fun, intelligent keeper.

Leo: Your home is set for a major overhaul, Leo, and this month you're going to have more than enough ready money to make it happen. Watch the cash-cade flow your way the week of the 9th-- just make sure you save some for a rainy day (never an easy feat for luxurious Leos). From the 21st onward, Jupiter, the planet of good fortune, smiles on you with particular favor, making you remarkably lucky in love. Since it appears that your romantic life will become thrilling overnight, you'll probably meet your new love interest in a deliciously unexpected way. Your career will also get a huge injection of profitable blessings from Jupiter, and a happy coincidence could lead to an exciting new business venture. Make sure you stay on the look-out for a chance to turn kismet into cash on the weekend of the 24th when a friend of a friend could open the door to an exciting career opportunity.

Virgo: You're at the top of your game, Virgo, and you're enjoying your role as the key decision-maker for a strong, friendly team who's in it to win it, too. You're learning to work smarter and harder, but if you find yourself struggling to keep pace, take a little trip just after the Full Moon, November 9th, when you can safely ditch the office for a little R & R. After planet of action, Mars, goes retrograde on November 15th, make sure to cut yourself a little slack now and then-- don't overlook your recent accomplishments! Make it a point to attend a few parties near the 14th when you will be aching for some time off. Make sure you don't play passive-aggressive with a sweetheart who is turning sour-- use that Virgo diplomacy to figure out what's going wrong and you'll learn a valuable lesson in love. After November 21st you will get a major break in a job search or score valuable new account, especially if a third party does the scouting for you.

Libra: If you've been searching for a new job, Libra, the first half of the month will be the best time to get your foot in the door, especially if you schedule an interview between November 9th and 14th. After that, some savvy networking with business contacts already in your little black book will be the key to unlocking the job of your dreams. Try to think long-term, Libra, because you're in an extremely favorable position to ask for a raise at your current job while you're on the look-out for that perfect new position. November 24th will bring a Full Moon in your fifth house of true love, so keep an eye out at the gym, park or sporting event for a new partner. This Full Moon will also bring an unexpected travel opportunity, Libra-- and chances are you'll be able to bring your new love interest with you when you hit the town in Paris or Morocco. Make this get-away as far from home as your heart desires and it'll be a vacation you'll remember fondly for years.

Scorpio: It's your birthday month, Scorpio, and you'll be in the limelight-- not always the most pleasant thing for natives of a sign that hates fuss and gushing attention. You may be a Scorpion, but try not to hide under a rock-- in fact, the more you get out of that shell, the happier you'll be this month. Foreign travel is a major possibility the first half of the month, so take advantage of a last-minute vacation opportunity. November 9th the New Moon will align with mighty Mars and surprising Uranus, giving you a rush of energetic creativity and the ability to suddenly transform-- well, just about anything you want, Scorpio. You will be a magnet for true romance, turning the corner to full commitment if you're attached or, if you're single, find yourself in the perfect place and frame of mind to meet the love of your life. Near the 24th you'll be wheeling and dealing in a very favorable, high-stakes business deal-- even if the odds are seemingly against you, don't worry-- you're set to come out the big winner.

Sagittarius: Your ruling planet, lucky Jupiter, has been a veritable Santa Claus in the sky all year for you, handing out fabulous gifts in life and love left and right. However, you're about to transition into a slightly more grounded phase of life, Sagittarius. This month, before Jupiter leaves your sign for practical Capricorn, get the last of your risky ventures and entrepreneurial endeavors that could benefit from a little boost of celestial favor up and running. On or near the Full Moon, November 24th, you'll receive some long-awaited good news involving a problematic domestic situation. Once your home life is on track again, you'll finally be free to enjoy a little quality time with your significant other. You may even start a secret romance with a new love interest-- either way, it'll be a very delightful Full Moon for both of you, and the start of a holiday season full of sweet surprises.

Capricorn: You've been keeping it low-key for awhile, Capricorn, but on November 9th you can expect your social life and relationships to take off like a rocket, offering you a much-needed respite from the daily grind. Partnership continues to be your main theme, but the glued-at-the-hip intensity of your current affair may be a little more than you initially bargained for. After the 15th you'll be able to take a step back and evaluate the situation more clearly-- the good news is, you'll definitely have the right perspective to make a wise decision. If you're single you'll finally be ready to mingle in a major way, so don't turn down any party invitations you may receive. Your career will take off the week of November 24th when you enlist the help of some very influential people in your field- in this instance, just remember slow and steady is the way to go-- that's the way every Capricorn likes to win the race, after all.

Aquarius: The New Moon on November 9th will bring a landmark career opportunity right out of the blue and into your lap, Aquarius. Say yes to it by November 15th when initiator Mars goes retrograde-- after that, making a new start will become a little bit more difficult. This will be an ideal month to launch a new fitness regimen-- you're not one to stand on ceremony, Aquarius, so why wait till New Year's to begin fulfilling your resolutions? On November 24th your ruling planet, surprising Uranus, will go direct, so get ready for as many breakthroughs and startling twists as you could possibly desire, as well as a long-delayed cash infusion. The Full Moon should also bring you a shot at an unexpected romantic meeting on this date (and a big boost of energy!). You'll be at your magnetic, feisty best if you're single and interested in meeting a new partner just as vivacious as yourself.

Pisces: The first week of the month you'll be sparkling with creativity, Pisces. On November 3rd your artistic talent could bring in a serious paycheck, so don't snooze on any opportunities to show your portfolio or mention what you've been creating lately. Short-term travel is a major possibility near the New Moon on November 9th, especially if you are taking the trip with your significant other. Red-hot Mars also highlights your true love sector on that date, so you'll be feeling energized, optimistic and very passionate, Aquarius! After the 15th you'll have time to cool down a bit and assess your current relationship (or attract a dream lover if you're single). On the 24th an unexpected breakthrough will take your career to a whole new level, and you'll be right on time to make the most of this shining new opportunity.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Forecasts for December-- Enjoy!!!

Aries: That hard work is about to pay off, Aries! Starting December 11th, your career is going to skyrocket like never before, an upward trend that's set to continue for the next two years! You'll be rewarded beyond your wildest expectations if you explore higher learning, legal matters, international travel, publishing, broadcasting or all multi-media endeavors. You'll be especially lucky in love on December 23rd when the Full Moon, Sun and planet of good fortune, Jupiter, align harmoniously in your fifth house of true-blue romance.

Taurus: In money matters you're absolutely golden from December 9th-17th. If you're waiting for a settlement or crossing your fingers over a contract, you're set to reap even more financial rewards than you might have imagined! Lucky Jupiter and perceptive Mercury get friendly on December 20th, making it a perfect night for love. Get out of town December 23rd, or use that date to research a trip you'd like to make in the next two months-- you'll be especially surprised at the amazing deals you'll be able to find if you plan to travel internationally.

Gemini: From December 9th onward, you're set to enter into a very favorable partnership. Whether it's a business or romantic alliance, you'll see some amazing progress once you make it official. The best days to sign on the dotted line are December 4th, 5th and 11th. An agent or third party who represents your interests will prove invaluable in landing you an amazing opportunity on the 20th. If you've been waiting for some long-delayed funds, never fear-- you'll receive a large check or generous gift near December 23rd that should cover your holiday expenses very nicely.

Cancer: You're the cool, calm, collected and appreciated center of a storm of activity at work this month, Cancer. You'll fee the love and goodwill radiating from everyone, everywhere as soon as you enter the room. Holiday spirits run high and you'll manage to have fun wherever you go. Begin a new fitness regime on December 11th and you're bound to succeed. Starting December 18th you'll feel the tide turn in your romantic fortune-- if you've had a dry spell, it's over, Cancer. Expect your love life to start flowing as abundantly as Niagra Falls.

Leo: You radiate love and creativity this month, Leo-- sparks fly at every turn and opportunities will come knocking at your door. In short, you're on fire! If you've been feeling the need to get fit, you'll finally have the willpower to make it happen on December 18th. On December 23rd the Full moon in your sign Moon beams favor onto any endeavor-- whether you're at a party, working on a solo project or at a business meeting, you'll be in the right place at the right time. Flirt only if you mean it because you're a magnetic with a pull more powerful than you realize.

Virgo: If you have the chance to purchase or renovate a home, do it now, Virgo! If you make a start between December 9th and 17th, you'll have a rare a shot at making any domestic investment pay enormous dividends for you. You should also consider starting a family business or lending a hand to your parents' pet project. If you've been looking for love in all the wrong places, you're about to turn the corner and enter a whole new world of positive developments, starting December 20th. By New Year's Eve you'll be ready for romance and a fresh, positive new start.

Libra: Your career situation has been weighing heavily on your mind, Libra, but you're actually making a lot more progress than you might think. A bolt of intellectual inspiration will lead to an exciting new opportunity, set to arrive on December 11th, when you'll think of a savvy new scheme to zoom up the ladder to success. Your employers or potential investors will be all ears, so amaze them with your brilliant, innovative plans. On December 18th your home life will start shaping up by leaps and bounds. It's a positive trend you'll have all year to enjoy, so why not throw a holiday party to kick things off?

Scorpio: You're at your most brilliant when you're wheeling, dealing and supervising behind the scenes, and this month you'll be rewarded for doing just that, Scorpio. Your understated excellence is going to earn you a fabulous raise or valuable new account on December 11th, so don't be surprised if a powerful supporter comes out of the woodwork singing your praises. Visit your siblings in the days surrounding December 23rd, but make sure you're home in time for a private New Year's Eve celebration with that special someone.

Sagittarius: You're a money-magnet on December 11th, when an amazing new chapter in your career begins. If you've been feeling the pinch financially, the next year will be spent making a profit from all the exciting new opportunities you've been handed over the last year. Your career has felt like an endless series of peaks and valleys lately, but you'll be on a more even playing field from now on. In the days surrounding December 23rd you'll receive an expensive gift or bonus that will kick-start this trend toward greater financial stability. Enjoy it with the one you love over New Year's.

Capricorn: Spend the first half of December lining up all your most cherished ambitions and pet projects, Capricorn, because lucky Jupiter is about to pay you a year-long visit-- you've hit the celestial jackpot! From December 18th onward, absolutely everything you touch will prosper magnificently. You'll be lucky in love at every turn, even if you've hit a rough patch in your current relationship or haven't had a promising date in awhile. Business, pleasure-- pick an area of your life and it will be joyfully transformed-- ready or not!

Aquarius: The first week of the month is full of so many amazing coincidences you'll feel as if you're living in a dreamworld. You heart's most cherished wishes will manifest themselves-- magically, it seems-- as real-world opportunities you won't be able to ignore, Aquarius. If money's been in short supply, you'll have a financial breakthrough on December 11th that will put your mind at ease. If you find yourself thinking fondly of an old flame, don't hesitate to call that person and reconnect. Keep all your romantic impulses secret and they'll feel much sweeter.

Pisces: On December 11th you will have an amazing opportunity to take your career to a whole new level, Pisces. If you feel you've been putting all your energy into a labor of love that hasn't been very profitable, don't worry-- financial success isn't far behind! Starting December 18th you'll find unexpected peace of mind by making some new and very exciting friends, so don't hesitate to put yourself out there this holiday season. If you're looking for love, you'll have an excellent chance to find a wonderful new partner while volunteering for a charitable cause.

xo,

Sybilla