Sunday, December 9, 2007

New Kids on the Block Sing the Sun Signs

So there's this amazing New kids on the Block song from their self-titled first album you have to check out-- it's called "I Wanna Be Loved By You" and they actually sing about their respective Sun signs...

It has my vote as *THE* cheesiest song ever. Jonathan Knight was my favorite, by a mile... I really, really wanted to be loved by only him, too.

These lyrics are so fabulous (Can you imagine getting teenage boys to sing this stuff? Maurice Starr must have had a bull-whip):

Hi, I'm Danny, and I'm a Taurus,
And I wanna be loved by you.
Do you wanna be loved by me?
If you do, check this out.
Aaaaah....
Sounds good to you, don't it?
Oh baby, I just got to let you know

I'm Jon, and I'm a Sagittarius
And I really, really wanna be loved by only you
And I want you to only love me too.
And if this is the way it's gonna be, girl, then check me out
I wanna be loved by you, baby

Yeah, I know, I know, I'm young....
I might be young, but I'm not too young to let you know how I feel.
I'm Joe, and I'm a Capricorn.
And if you can relate to that, then check this out.
Oh, girl, I wanna be loved, loved by you baby

I'm Donnie, a loveable Leo
And rather than tell you how I feel, I'm gonna sing it for you, baby
I wanna be loved by you girl
I wanna take you by the hand and make you understand

Well, I guess they saved the best for last
I'm Jordan, and I'm a Taurus
And if you think you know everything about me, then check this out
I wanna be loved by you baby, by you baby

xo,

Sybilla

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Out-of-whack Star Maps, and why we use them today.

Astrologers rarely seem to explore these issues, but I'm only 26, so I'm going to be adventurous and dive in here while my opinions are still blessedly malleable. I'm still considering the best way to use these amended timelines etc. for my future forecasts and calculations. Here's more of what I've been exploring:

Signs and Constellations:

So what's the real difference between a "sign" and a constellation (note: there is one!). A constellation is a group of stars we can see in the Heavens. It exists, and we can see it. We have myths that correspond to these constellations, as well as personality traits we ascribe to people born under their influence.

A sign is the arbitrary length of time we assign to that constellation, a time when the Sun is traditionally believed to transit it, again, a calculation which was derived from our perspective here on Terra Firma thousands of years ago.

However, our calculations are clearly out of whack. Using an ephemeris to determine the planetary transits while using an old star map thousands of years old that doesn't take into account the all-important "Movement of the Ages" is kind of stupid.

Here's the ol' "Movement of the Ages" as described by Wikipedia:

The Earth, in addition to its diurnal rotation upon its axis, incurs a precessional motion involving a slow periodic shift of the axis itself: approximately one degree every 70 years. This motion, which is caused mostly by the Moon's gravity, gives rise to the precession of the equinoxes in which the Sun's position on the ecliptic at the time of the vernal equinox, measured against the background of fixed stars, gradually changes with time.

So. We are now looking at a night sky whose constellations have shifted so significantly that the "Sun Signs" as we traditionally observe them have little to do with celestial reality as it applie to those of us here on Earth...

So mind-blowing, why isn't this a bigger bone of contention? Are astrologers all too apathetic to rock the boat? Or are we all so convinced astrology is more of a "spiritual" science than one that has anything to do with empirical evidence that we don't bother. That sounds more like superstition than spirituality to me.

xo,

Sybilla

November monthlies for reference... check ya progress!

Hey guys,

Unfortunately I spaced posting these November monthlies on time (Mars retrograde is hard on a double Aries, ya know), but I think it's good to have them up as references for the future, as well as posterity and my own darn satisfaction. I know archiving is, blog-wise, a given, but wouldn't it be nice to be able to go back and reference old forecasts from your favorite astrology websites? Why don't more sites offer more extensive archives? LAck of space or lack of interest? Hmmmm......

xo,

Sybilla

Aries: Lately you've been getting your house in order with the Amazonian zeal you usually reserve for less domestic endeavors, Aries. On the days surrounding the New Moon (November 9th) you're going to get the cash infusion you've been waiting for, so if you've had to take things one painfully slow step at a time, expect those annoying delays to dissolve. Try to wrap up the major renovations by the 15th when Mars, your fiery ruling planet, takes a six-week slumber in the sky, making it difficult for you to move the furniture around quite as enthusiastically. If you feel you've been in a major dry spell romantically, don't worry-- after all those missteps you've learned enough about what you need to (finally) attract the partner of your dreams. Keep a look-out for that special someone over the weekend of the 24th, especially if you're out of town or at a holiday feast thrown by a sibling or cousin.

Taurus: Home is where your heart is, Taurus, but lately you've been getting restless. If you're itching to take a little jaunt, the first two weeks of the month are ideal (particularly if you're visiting a sibling). The New Moon on November 9th will bring you a rush of energy and exciting possibilities in all areas of business partnership. Seal that business deal with a handshake rather than a signature for the moment, though-- early February would be the perfect time to make it official. After November 24th a long-delayed pet project will finally receive the support it needs from investors or VIP's to get off the ground and flying high. This is also one of your most romantic months of the year, so don't be surprised if Cupid draws back his bow on the 10th and gives you a month-long taste of true love so sweet you'll be glowing till the end of the year.

Gemini: Partnership is the name of the game for you this month, Gemini, and you've truly got the Midas touch! You could easily find yourself becoming half of a power couple in business and pleasure-- it's your call. You may have been spending money like water lately, but on November 4th you'll get the chance to make an unexpected chunk of change-- enough to set your finances back on an even keel. It'll be a perfect month to get a jump on those New Years fitness resolutions; you'll have all the energy you need to schedule those check-ups and buy a gym membership. Just make sure to act before the 15th when the planet of action, Mars, will go retrograde, make starting new regimens a bit more of a chore. Thanksgiving is going to be the most memorable one in years-- with the Full Moon in your sign on November 24th, you'll be celebrating a major career breakthrough with a special someone at your side.

Cancer: Since mighty Mars sailed into your sign like an action hero in September, you've been going full throttle, Cancer. While you relish being in the driver's seat, you will now have the opportunity to sit back and survey all you've accomplished. If you feel you're still waiting for that big break, use the powerful energy of the New Moon on November 9th to drum up an exciting career opportunity, especially if the job is in the arts. After the 15th, make “Assess and conquer” your mantra. Expect a slight slow-down, but don't worry-- you'll still have enough of that powerful Martian energy working for you to keep yourself on track. This is your very best month of the year for meeting a new love interest, Cancer, so make sure to keep your eyes open for that special someone the second week of the month. You'll finally be in the right time, place and frame of mind to attract a fun, intelligent keeper.

Leo: Your home is set for a major overhaul, Leo, and this month you're going to have more than enough ready money to make it happen. Watch the cash-cade flow your way the week of the 9th-- just make sure you save some for a rainy day (never an easy feat for luxurious Leos). From the 21st onward, Jupiter, the planet of good fortune, smiles on you with particular favor, making you remarkably lucky in love. Since it appears that your romantic life will become thrilling overnight, you'll probably meet your new love interest in a deliciously unexpected way. Your career will also get a huge injection of profitable blessings from Jupiter, and a happy coincidence could lead to an exciting new business venture. Make sure you stay on the look-out for a chance to turn kismet into cash on the weekend of the 24th when a friend of a friend could open the door to an exciting career opportunity.

Virgo: You're at the top of your game, Virgo, and you're enjoying your role as the key decision-maker for a strong, friendly team who's in it to win it, too. You're learning to work smarter and harder, but if you find yourself struggling to keep pace, take a little trip just after the Full Moon, November 9th, when you can safely ditch the office for a little R & R. After planet of action, Mars, goes retrograde on November 15th, make sure to cut yourself a little slack now and then-- don't overlook your recent accomplishments! Make it a point to attend a few parties near the 14th when you will be aching for some time off. Make sure you don't play passive-aggressive with a sweetheart who is turning sour-- use that Virgo diplomacy to figure out what's going wrong and you'll learn a valuable lesson in love. After November 21st you will get a major break in a job search or score valuable new account, especially if a third party does the scouting for you.

Libra: If you've been searching for a new job, Libra, the first half of the month will be the best time to get your foot in the door, especially if you schedule an interview between November 9th and 14th. After that, some savvy networking with business contacts already in your little black book will be the key to unlocking the job of your dreams. Try to think long-term, Libra, because you're in an extremely favorable position to ask for a raise at your current job while you're on the look-out for that perfect new position. November 24th will bring a Full Moon in your fifth house of true love, so keep an eye out at the gym, park or sporting event for a new partner. This Full Moon will also bring an unexpected travel opportunity, Libra-- and chances are you'll be able to bring your new love interest with you when you hit the town in Paris or Morocco. Make this get-away as far from home as your heart desires and it'll be a vacation you'll remember fondly for years.

Scorpio: It's your birthday month, Scorpio, and you'll be in the limelight-- not always the most pleasant thing for natives of a sign that hates fuss and gushing attention. You may be a Scorpion, but try not to hide under a rock-- in fact, the more you get out of that shell, the happier you'll be this month. Foreign travel is a major possibility the first half of the month, so take advantage of a last-minute vacation opportunity. November 9th the New Moon will align with mighty Mars and surprising Uranus, giving you a rush of energetic creativity and the ability to suddenly transform-- well, just about anything you want, Scorpio. You will be a magnet for true romance, turning the corner to full commitment if you're attached or, if you're single, find yourself in the perfect place and frame of mind to meet the love of your life. Near the 24th you'll be wheeling and dealing in a very favorable, high-stakes business deal-- even if the odds are seemingly against you, don't worry-- you're set to come out the big winner.

Sagittarius: Your ruling planet, lucky Jupiter, has been a veritable Santa Claus in the sky all year for you, handing out fabulous gifts in life and love left and right. However, you're about to transition into a slightly more grounded phase of life, Sagittarius. This month, before Jupiter leaves your sign for practical Capricorn, get the last of your risky ventures and entrepreneurial endeavors that could benefit from a little boost of celestial favor up and running. On or near the Full Moon, November 24th, you'll receive some long-awaited good news involving a problematic domestic situation. Once your home life is on track again, you'll finally be free to enjoy a little quality time with your significant other. You may even start a secret romance with a new love interest-- either way, it'll be a very delightful Full Moon for both of you, and the start of a holiday season full of sweet surprises.

Capricorn: You've been keeping it low-key for awhile, Capricorn, but on November 9th you can expect your social life and relationships to take off like a rocket, offering you a much-needed respite from the daily grind. Partnership continues to be your main theme, but the glued-at-the-hip intensity of your current affair may be a little more than you initially bargained for. After the 15th you'll be able to take a step back and evaluate the situation more clearly-- the good news is, you'll definitely have the right perspective to make a wise decision. If you're single you'll finally be ready to mingle in a major way, so don't turn down any party invitations you may receive. Your career will take off the week of November 24th when you enlist the help of some very influential people in your field- in this instance, just remember slow and steady is the way to go-- that's the way every Capricorn likes to win the race, after all.

Aquarius: The New Moon on November 9th will bring a landmark career opportunity right out of the blue and into your lap, Aquarius. Say yes to it by November 15th when initiator Mars goes retrograde-- after that, making a new start will become a little bit more difficult. This will be an ideal month to launch a new fitness regimen-- you're not one to stand on ceremony, Aquarius, so why wait till New Year's to begin fulfilling your resolutions? On November 24th your ruling planet, surprising Uranus, will go direct, so get ready for as many breakthroughs and startling twists as you could possibly desire, as well as a long-delayed cash infusion. The Full Moon should also bring you a shot at an unexpected romantic meeting on this date (and a big boost of energy!). You'll be at your magnetic, feisty best if you're single and interested in meeting a new partner just as vivacious as yourself.

Pisces: The first week of the month you'll be sparkling with creativity, Pisces. On November 3rd your artistic talent could bring in a serious paycheck, so don't snooze on any opportunities to show your portfolio or mention what you've been creating lately. Short-term travel is a major possibility near the New Moon on November 9th, especially if you are taking the trip with your significant other. Red-hot Mars also highlights your true love sector on that date, so you'll be feeling energized, optimistic and very passionate, Aquarius! After the 15th you'll have time to cool down a bit and assess your current relationship (or attract a dream lover if you're single). On the 24th an unexpected breakthrough will take your career to a whole new level, and you'll be right on time to make the most of this shining new opportunity.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Forecasts for December-- Enjoy!!!

Aries: That hard work is about to pay off, Aries! Starting December 11th, your career is going to skyrocket like never before, an upward trend that's set to continue for the next two years! You'll be rewarded beyond your wildest expectations if you explore higher learning, legal matters, international travel, publishing, broadcasting or all multi-media endeavors. You'll be especially lucky in love on December 23rd when the Full Moon, Sun and planet of good fortune, Jupiter, align harmoniously in your fifth house of true-blue romance.

Taurus: In money matters you're absolutely golden from December 9th-17th. If you're waiting for a settlement or crossing your fingers over a contract, you're set to reap even more financial rewards than you might have imagined! Lucky Jupiter and perceptive Mercury get friendly on December 20th, making it a perfect night for love. Get out of town December 23rd, or use that date to research a trip you'd like to make in the next two months-- you'll be especially surprised at the amazing deals you'll be able to find if you plan to travel internationally.

Gemini: From December 9th onward, you're set to enter into a very favorable partnership. Whether it's a business or romantic alliance, you'll see some amazing progress once you make it official. The best days to sign on the dotted line are December 4th, 5th and 11th. An agent or third party who represents your interests will prove invaluable in landing you an amazing opportunity on the 20th. If you've been waiting for some long-delayed funds, never fear-- you'll receive a large check or generous gift near December 23rd that should cover your holiday expenses very nicely.

Cancer: You're the cool, calm, collected and appreciated center of a storm of activity at work this month, Cancer. You'll fee the love and goodwill radiating from everyone, everywhere as soon as you enter the room. Holiday spirits run high and you'll manage to have fun wherever you go. Begin a new fitness regime on December 11th and you're bound to succeed. Starting December 18th you'll feel the tide turn in your romantic fortune-- if you've had a dry spell, it's over, Cancer. Expect your love life to start flowing as abundantly as Niagra Falls.

Leo: You radiate love and creativity this month, Leo-- sparks fly at every turn and opportunities will come knocking at your door. In short, you're on fire! If you've been feeling the need to get fit, you'll finally have the willpower to make it happen on December 18th. On December 23rd the Full moon in your sign Moon beams favor onto any endeavor-- whether you're at a party, working on a solo project or at a business meeting, you'll be in the right place at the right time. Flirt only if you mean it because you're a magnetic with a pull more powerful than you realize.

Virgo: If you have the chance to purchase or renovate a home, do it now, Virgo! If you make a start between December 9th and 17th, you'll have a rare a shot at making any domestic investment pay enormous dividends for you. You should also consider starting a family business or lending a hand to your parents' pet project. If you've been looking for love in all the wrong places, you're about to turn the corner and enter a whole new world of positive developments, starting December 20th. By New Year's Eve you'll be ready for romance and a fresh, positive new start.

Libra: Your career situation has been weighing heavily on your mind, Libra, but you're actually making a lot more progress than you might think. A bolt of intellectual inspiration will lead to an exciting new opportunity, set to arrive on December 11th, when you'll think of a savvy new scheme to zoom up the ladder to success. Your employers or potential investors will be all ears, so amaze them with your brilliant, innovative plans. On December 18th your home life will start shaping up by leaps and bounds. It's a positive trend you'll have all year to enjoy, so why not throw a holiday party to kick things off?

Scorpio: You're at your most brilliant when you're wheeling, dealing and supervising behind the scenes, and this month you'll be rewarded for doing just that, Scorpio. Your understated excellence is going to earn you a fabulous raise or valuable new account on December 11th, so don't be surprised if a powerful supporter comes out of the woodwork singing your praises. Visit your siblings in the days surrounding December 23rd, but make sure you're home in time for a private New Year's Eve celebration with that special someone.

Sagittarius: You're a money-magnet on December 11th, when an amazing new chapter in your career begins. If you've been feeling the pinch financially, the next year will be spent making a profit from all the exciting new opportunities you've been handed over the last year. Your career has felt like an endless series of peaks and valleys lately, but you'll be on a more even playing field from now on. In the days surrounding December 23rd you'll receive an expensive gift or bonus that will kick-start this trend toward greater financial stability. Enjoy it with the one you love over New Year's.

Capricorn: Spend the first half of December lining up all your most cherished ambitions and pet projects, Capricorn, because lucky Jupiter is about to pay you a year-long visit-- you've hit the celestial jackpot! From December 18th onward, absolutely everything you touch will prosper magnificently. You'll be lucky in love at every turn, even if you've hit a rough patch in your current relationship or haven't had a promising date in awhile. Business, pleasure-- pick an area of your life and it will be joyfully transformed-- ready or not!

Aquarius: The first week of the month is full of so many amazing coincidences you'll feel as if you're living in a dreamworld. You heart's most cherished wishes will manifest themselves-- magically, it seems-- as real-world opportunities you won't be able to ignore, Aquarius. If money's been in short supply, you'll have a financial breakthrough on December 11th that will put your mind at ease. If you find yourself thinking fondly of an old flame, don't hesitate to call that person and reconnect. Keep all your romantic impulses secret and they'll feel much sweeter.

Pisces: On December 11th you will have an amazing opportunity to take your career to a whole new level, Pisces. If you feel you've been putting all your energy into a labor of love that hasn't been very profitable, don't worry-- financial success isn't far behind! Starting December 18th you'll find unexpected peace of mind by making some new and very exciting friends, so don't hesitate to put yourself out there this holiday season. If you're looking for love, you'll have an excellent chance to find a wonderful new partner while volunteering for a charitable cause.

xo,

Sybilla

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Revelations of the "True Solar Zodiac"-- Are We All Wrong?!

The current Solar Zodiac we use is terribly out-dated. It was popularized by Ptolemy, classical Greece's most prominent astrologer/astronomer (remember, the two were once one science) thousands of years ago, and hasn't taken into account the fact that every 70 years or so, the astrological calendar advances one full day, and the stars shift position in the night sky as we observe it here on Earth. This is commonly known as "The movement of the Ages". It happens by seemingly infinitesimal degrees, but the cumulative affect on the sky as we see it is very real indeed.

In case you're wondering, everything in astrology is calculated and presented this way-- the celestial lay of the land and planetary transits as they appear from our Earth-bound vantage point. With this in mind, what could be more fundamentally important than the accuracy of the actual map of the stars we use? Everything, astrologically speaking, depends on it so completely!!!

Remember, since they were originaly published around A.D 150, Ptolemy's celestial theories and calculations have been updated, disproven, etc (remember this is the man who staunchly believed the Sun revolved around the Earth). However, astrology's calendar hasn't changed one iota.

Why?

Skeptics say it's because astrology is rooted in superstition, not science. In this respect, I actually agree.

If we take into account the aforementioned "Movement of the Ages", the Zodiac's true calendar would include the constellation of Ophiuchus, omitted from the Zodiac by Ptolemy and neglected ever-after for the sake of tradition and convenience. The only "Sun Sign" not included in our current Zodiac, Ophiuchus's span is currently assigned to Scorpio (whose constellation only contains the Sun for 7 days, otherwise!) so we have an astrological calendar of 12 months to neatly match the Gregorian one we use. I'll talk about Ophiuchus in more detail soon. I'm including it here, in the True Solar Zodiac most famously proposed by Dr. Shepherd Simpson:

Pisces: March 12-April 18
Aries: April 19- May 13
Taurus: May 14- June 19
Gemini: June 20- July 20
Cancer: July 21- August 9
Leo: August 10- September 15
Virgo: September 16- October 30
Libra: October 31- November 22
Scorpio: November 23-November 29
Ophiuchus:November 30- December 17
Sagittarius: December 18- January 18
Capricorn: January 19- February 15
Aquarius: February 16-March 11

Kind of mind-blowing, isn't it? By this calendar, the vast majority of us believe ourselves to be natives of the wrong sign. Astrologers are either none the wiser, in disagreement, or intentionally turning a blind eye to the possibilities proposed by such a radically amended 13-house system and amended astrological calendar. Frankly, I'm still figuring it all out.

Food for thought, isn't it?

xo,

Sybilla

Seven Days of Scorpio: Demotion, Tribute or Simple Truth?

One more love letter to Scorpio...

In western astrology, we observe the month of Scorpio from October 24-November 22 (mas or menos a day depending on the year). However, did you know the Sun only transits the Constellation of Scorpius for 7 days a year? It is the smallest constellation in the Zodiac; however, for the sake of convention and convenience, we omit its neighboring constellation, Ophiuchus the Sepent Bearer (the ONLY constellation of the Solar or Lunar Zodiac we don't use in modern western astrology) and assign its yearly span to tiny Scorpio.

However, when one takes into account the "Movement of the Ages" and Scorpio's true, small size, the truth is this: the actual timeline of the Sun's yearly transit through the CONSTELLATION of Scorpio vs the one which we currently observe-- its corresponding SIGN (ie what is traditionally, arbitrarily held to be "Scorpio time" in accordance with the now out-of-whack calculations of the Greeks thousands of years ago)-- has no overlap at all. NONE!!!

This means true Scorpios are born between November 23-29th.

This is particularly interesting when combined with the recent demotion of Scorpio's ruling planet, Pluto, (remember, Scorpios used to be governed by Mars before Pluto was discovered, and are often stlll considered to be co-ruled by Mars) to "dwarf planet" status by astronomers, because it's so much smaller than Earth, Venus, etc. See October's "Who Rules Scorpio" post for more info.

I wonder if Scorpios who are aware of these facts feel they are getting a cut in astrological/planetary status? I doubt it.

I actually think the opposit is more likely to be true. Scorpios are the most compelling, hypnotic personalities in the Zodiac. True Scorpions are uncommon because they truly ought to be-- otherwise, they would radically dominate the rest of us... more than they already do, that is. In that respect it makes perfect astrological sense that the "planet" Pluto and Constellation of Scorpius happen to be smaller than the others, for, as everyone knows:

It's not the size of the Scorpion that counts, it's the power of his or her sting.

It's a shame most of them think they are Sagittarians!!!!!!!


xo,

Sybilla

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Full steam ahead, Mercury is direct!

Every aspect of communication and travel will go more smoothly for all of us now that the planet of communication, Mercury, has gone direct. Now that the retrograde cycle has ended, book those plane tickets with total confidence and email your boss without adding the extra bullet-points, for your words, whether written or spoken, won't be misunderstood any longer.

Sometimes the chaos speedy little Mercury inspires can lead to breakthroughs while it's retrograde, so act on any revelatory lightning-bolts or blasts from the past that blew your mind since October 11. They'll point you in the right direction for some brand-new, exciting developments, especially if they involve romantic or business partnerships. Do it now!

xo,

Sybilla

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Scorpio and Aries: A Long, Fatal Love Chase

I was talking to a Scorpio girl friend of mine last night, who used to be engaged to a charismatic Aries man I know well. It inspired me to write about the dramatic, often fatalistic relationship between Aries and Scorpio, who traditionally share the influence of the fiery warrior planet Mars (see previous post):

Aries man and Scorpio woman:

Every Aries man walks a fine line between being an idealistic warrior and a charming, sometimes petulant child. At best, this childlike innocence will be manna for the hungry soul of the more jaded Scorpio woman, who has been so frightfully aware of the big, bad world and its chaos and evil all her life. At worst, she'll feel like she's baby-sitting. An Aries can never seem to recognize corruption (especially in himself) until he's been badly damaged by it. He'll think every bad break comes out of the blue, while his Scorpio lover has probably seen it approaching the whole time, warning him in ways he considers defeatist, until she learns to keep her silence while watching another menacing shadow grow taller and more inevitable. Like Cassandra, her prophecies will go unheeded, and she'll get tired of bailing him out of the same old situations.

In return, an Aries man will appreciate the perceptive eye of his Scorpio mate, who seems to know his secrets and keeps him on a short leash (a respite his independent nature sometimes secretly craves-- to stop calling the shots for awhile and let someone else take control is bliss as long as nobody else has to know). She represents service to him, and is usually a better problem-solver when it comes to money and practical matters, something he appreciates whole-heartedly. His faith will help her through her bouts of self-doubt, while her powerful, sometimes dark sexual magnetism will captivate him and bring out a slightly submissive side he's never experienced. However sweet she may seem on the outside, a Scorpio woman has an inner dominatrix just waiting to emerge. When he starts asking her unreasonable favors, she may begin to feel used. He won't understand this suspicious resentment-- everyone else falls all over themselves trying to help him, so why doesn't she? Callous he may sometimes be, but malicious? Never while he truly loves her. Unfortunately, she doesn't really believe in that kind of love anymore, unless she's still in fourth grade. Even then, it's doubtful.

She can be very jealous, and since he lives to surround himself with admirers (he can't live happily without being lauded, and does everything he can to be memorable) she will probably sting him with a Scorpion tongue-lashing he might not forgive. He's insensitive as only a self-obsessed child can be, and possesses approximately five emotions, while she probably has five hundred on a given day. Ultimately, this is an intense relationship built for drama rather than longevity. If the rising and Moon signs are compatible there's more hope, but don't be surprised if things go Sid and Nancy all at once.

Scorpio man and Aries woman

From the moment a Scorpio man spies an Aries woman he desires, it's all over. However independent she is, he can make her docile and even startling submissive, and she'll will turn from Ram to lamb in record time. He represents sex, corruption and regeneration-- all the things her mother warned her about and she's managed to avoid-- until now, that is. The Scorpio man's secret is that he sees her innocence and knows how to skillfully manipulate such a guileless creature. An Aries lives by her instincts, while a Scorpio's only motivation is power and control. It's a contest no Aries can ever win. If the Aries woman maintains her virtue with a Scorpio man, she will become even more attractive to him-- after all, so few women can resist him that one who does is a valuable rarity.

The way an Aries woman unconsciously flirts with every man (and possibly woman) in the tri-state area will test his patience and provoke his ire. After the novelty of Scorpio displeasure wears off (he might even scare her a little bit, something she actually enjoys, much to his dismay) she'll wonder why he is so suspicious all the time. The truth is, having so often indulged in earthly pleasures and induced others to do the same, a Scorpio's frame of reference is much different than an Aries'. She'll explain that virtue is safest in a den of iniquity, while he'll only agree if its his den and his iniquity that she's talking about. In turn, she'll be shocked to discover how many other woman he attracts. In her heart, she'll start to wonder if a more worldly woman might be able to reciprocate a more satisfying (to him) measure of the dark sexuality she can only receive from her Scorpio man.

Power struggles could arise, and if she makes him look foolish in public he may forgive, but, like any true Scorpio, he will never forget. Additionally, her once-charmingly refreshing healthful habits could start to seem sanctimonious, especially if, in true Aries style, she tries to steamroll him into giving up some of his vices. It'll never happen.

Sexually, he will have a hypnotic hold on her, for every Aries woman is an enthusiastic, yet naive lover who relishes the novelty of being her Scorpio's prey, rather than his peer. However, the long run of romance with an Aries usually ends in the short run, while all Scorpios crave a love that is eternal. Eventually, his emotional vortex will start to seem like the self-destructive spinning of wheels to her, and the first time she realizes that he makes her feel dirty will probably be the start of the end. If they have extremely compatible Moon and ascendant signs, marriage is a possibility, but most Aries-Scorpio romances never make it to the altar, unless you're talking about the sacrificial kind.


xo,

Sybilla

Mars, Pluto, Which Planet Rules Scorpio, Anyway?

In further celebration of the astrological month of Scorpio, I'd like to clear the air re: its true ruling planet.

Since Pluto (chosen in the modern era to replace Mars as the governing planet of Scorpio) got demoted to "dwarf planet" status a little over a year ago, a little bit of debate and a whole lof of confusion has arisen regarding which heavenly body truly rules Scorpio. As a concession to its former role, many traditional astrologers still consider Mars the co-ruler of Scorpio, although Pluto has been "officially" on the books as its primary guardian for decades. The thing is, since no one really likes the thought of powerful Scorpio being ruled by a suddenly second-rate planet (apparently Pluto was originally assumed to be much larger than it actually is, thus the cut-back in status), there's been an re-emergence of astrology articles focusing exclusively on Mars as Scorpio's native ruler. So who's right?

The Scorpios are, of course.

Since scientists are still debating about Pluto and its categorization (many profesional astronomers are still holding out for an entirely new definition for it), it's up to those born under the sign of the Scorpion to choose which planet they like best, and then tell the rest of us. Astrology is very subjective, and never truly answers to a single governing body, etc., so if you're a Scorpio, decide for yourself. You know you like to make the rules, anyway. We'll eventually do as you wish, like always.

xo,

Sybilla


PS Personally, I consider Scorpios totally anomalous-- they rule the 8th house of death, so, like the many different realms of the dead (heaven, hell, purgatory or categorcally-amorphous Buddhist Nirvana), the other-worldly land of Scorpio is truly a province unto itself. Planets may beam their influence upon those of us who dwell on the surface of the earth, but the true domain of Scorpio is far underground-- somewhere between the deepest, darkest part of the ocean and the fiery, molten core of the earth.

Monday, October 29, 2007

The seductive Scorpio man, explained.

Ah, Scorpio.

A Gemini man may amuse you with child-like charm and a Libra may gracefully disarm you, but Scorpio is, hands down, the Zodiac's most irresistible sorcerer of seduction. Scorpio men invariably perceive the strengths and insecurities people keep hidden, which makes a lot of sense since Pluto, their ruling planet, is named for the Roman God of Hades or the Underworld. The unseen is their native territory. Therefore, the classic myth that best reflects the ideal Scorpio love story is "The Abduction of Persephone", in which Pluto plays a leading role (forgive me for mixing the Gods' Greek and Roman names, I'm just using the astrologically relevant choices).

It goes like this:

Persephone, the young goddess of springtime, played innocently in the meadows all day, leading a life of purity and sweetness unrivaled by any other Divine being in the pantheon. She planned on maintaining her status as a virgin goddess like her sisters Athena and Artemis; to live peacefully with her mother Demeter forever was her only wish. However, Zeus and Venus conspired to make Pluto, a bachelor intensely devoted only to his dark dominion, fall passionately in love with Persephone. He snared her with a particularly beautiful flower and secretly caried her off against her will, seducing her with his power, wealth and influence in his sphere, which, hidden though it was, comprised a third of the world. She became his wife and prisoner until her mother raised such a fuss that Persephone had to be sent back, lest Demeter (Goddess of the harvest) trap the earth in perpetual winter. Before he released her, Pluto used all his hypnotic charm to induce her to eat the seeds of a pomegranate, thereby insuring her return. Whether she knew eating them would bind her to him is a matter of debate, but the end result was that she was irrevocably forced to return to him 3 months a year, forever. While Demeter grieves during her absence the earth experiences the barren season of winter, and Persephone's joyful return heralds spring. What she does during those months spent alone with Pluto in that velvety darkness is, however, is anyone's guess.

If this story makes your heart beat wildly, you can successfully love a Scorpio man. If it freaks you out, look elsewhere. Another fictitious, ideal Scorpio man is Edward Rochester, the tortured, intense lover of Jane Eyre in Charlotte Bronte's classic novel. His Scorpio view of morality is very evident is this passage:

"Since happiness is irrevocably denied me, I have a right to get pleasure out of life: and I will get it, cost what it may.”

“Then you will degenerate still more, sir.”

“Possibly: yet why should I, if I can get sweet, fresh pleasure? And I may get it as sweet and fresh as the wild honey the bee gathers on the moor.”

“It will sting—it will taste bitter, sir.”

“How do you know?—you never tried it."

Later, on their ill-fated wedding day:

"My hand was held by a grasp of iron: I was hurried along by a stride I could hardly follow; and to look at Mr. Rochester’s face was to feel that not a second of delay would be tolerated for any purpose. I wonder what other bridegroom ever looked as he did—so bent up to a purpose, so grimly resolute: or who, under such steadfast brows, ever revealed such flaming and flashing eyes."

Scorpio power is invariably like a clenched fist. Psychological brass knuckles may be involved (the Scorpio man believes in vegeance and planning ahead), but he'll never strike wildly. Remember that if you're foolishly thinking of toying with the affections of one of these formidable men.

If he's seducing you, he'll never show his hand too early in your passion play. He'll penetrate your soul with his mesmerizing gaze and make you believe anything he says. Is it true? Well, that's for him to know and you to never find out, if he has anything to say about it. However, if you enjoy being intimately aquainted with a passonate lover who keeps you guessing forever, Scorpio is your man. Just don't be surprised if he guesses all of *your* secrets. It's his specialty.

xo,

Sybilla

Aries and Cancer Alert! Act Now!

If you're an Aries, you've probably been getting your house in order, literally, since early in the month. Moving furniture for yourself or your extended family, getting the domestic finances in order and helping your parents out as much as possible has most likely been the order of the day, every day, for you Aries natives. This is because Mars, your fiery ruling planet, has been in Cancer, illuminating your 4th house of domesticity and family and inspiring you to TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS and clean house in every possible way.

If you're a Cancer, chances are you've been focusing on partnerships all month long. Whether you've become half of a dynamic duo in a business venture (especially if its a family affair) or intimate relationship, you've been pouring your heart and soul into forming or solidifying a strong alliance. If you've been actively extending an olive branch, your efforts have been bearing fruit and you've been appreciated for you suave diplomacy. Mars has been beaming its powerhouse energy onto you and you've been bouncing off the walls, and lucky you, you'll have Mars in your sign until next May, while most of us only enjoy its direct effect for 2 weeks, every other year.

Well, all of this is about to slow down. Here's why:

Mars, the soldier planet of outward action that inspires all of us to DO EVERYTHING WE CAN RIGHT! NOW! is about to go retrograde in crabby Cancer. This means if you are an Aries or Cancer (or a fellow Cardinal sign of Capricorn or Libra) you have until November 15th to put those wheels in motion before getting started becomes a little bit more difficult (or if you're a double Aries like me, a LOT more difficult). Get to it this very second! Be advised: during the retrograde period, which will last until January 30th, you'll feel like riding things out rather than struggling mightily to roll the stone of your ambition uphill both ways, cause that's what it will feel like to get new pet projects going. The major upswing is you'll gain the insight to shed your old mode of being and doing. You'll have a whole new game plan in February, and you'll be stronger than ever.

So don't view this retrograde as a bad thing-- just remember every aspect of nature is cyclical, and that goes for the stars, too. You can't avoid or will away a season of retrograde, so it's best to view it as an ebb and flow situation. High tide will come again, don't worry! Think of it this way: bears need to hibernate, and the last thing they do is waste valuable preparation time railing against the coming winter. Bears know springtime will come, and with it an awakening. Without a period of hibernation, bears wouldn't survive, and they take it as a matter of course. In our hearts, we humans know there are times we also need to be still and go underground. Use your energy wisely and obey those instincts and you'll be top shape when Mars goes direct.

xo,

Sybilla

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Scorpio Profile: Owen Wilson-- Secrets, Lies and Pride before Regeneration

Owen Wilson is a Scorpio. We all knew he was suicidal and into hard drugs, right? Of course not. No true Scorpio ever let his closest family and friends, let alone the uncomfortably curious public, into the inner sanctum of his private world, especially if his secrets could be used against him (and rest assured, almost every secret a Scorpio hides is of the damning variety, at least in his or her mind). To keep you guessing in all the wrong directions is the Scorpion's creed, and they usually succeed in doing it to everyone they know.

Do you suspect a married Scorpio man in your office is secretly a wicked sexual libertine with a thousand mistresses? Well, maybe he has a checkered past (Most Scorpios do), but these days he's a family man who never cheats. If your assumption is desperately wrong, rest assured it's his deliberate doing, and he would indeed be very angry if you bust him for trying to slyly play a tormented Casonova for the crowd. Scorpios hate being found out, and woe betide the one who reveals them. They like to show you a carefully-constructed, affable, charismatic outer shell and closely guard their true talents, loves and motivations. After all, Scorpio rules the 8th house of secrets, intimacy, regeneration and attachment and consequently every native of this sign is especially well-versed in these areas, especially when it comes to manipulating others' perceptions. Moreso than those born under any other sign, Scorpios can throw you off the scent of their true selves. It's their gift and curse.

It's the same for Wilson, who never reveals a detail worth remembering about the process behind his brilliant screenwriting or shares a shred of insight about how he manages to infuse his most brilliant characters with unexpected emotional depth and vulnerability. Is he a method actor? Nobody seems to know, or even ask anymore. Instead, he shows us his playful- playboy “Butterscotch Stallion” persona, rarely speaking louder than his shaggy blonde haircut and California tan. However, his recent suicidal breakdown and rehab stint have shown a side of him his secretive Scorpio self never intended the masses to see. The house of cards his pride created through perpetuating such a goofy persona disconnected from his authentic self is part nature-- his Scorpio need to hide his true identity-- and nurture-- the Hollywood machine and its stress on perfection. This kind of schism is what happens when we let ourselves run rampant trying to manipulate ourselves, or circumstances and our neighbors and forget who we really are-- it's a common problem taken to extremes as only a Scorpio can.

Luckily, Scorpios have the rare ability to rise like Phoenixes from the ashes, stronger and more willful than ever. Let's hope this is the case with Owen Wilson, and that he will permanently retire his out-worn Peter Pan at the Playboy mansion persona and show us more outward evidence of the intelligent, gifted actor and writer we've glimpsed in his finest work. After all, that Scorpio intensity is a powerful force of nature that can't be subdued for long.

xo,

Sybilla

PS I didn't write this to further shine a negative light on Owen Wilson. Rather, I used him as a valuable astrological example without an ounce of malicious intent. God bless.

Sun in Scorpio-- We like it, they don't, but oh how delicious it is...

The Sun brings warmth and illumination and, in the land of astrology, when we say the Sun is “in” a particular sign, it guarantees that a spotlight of sorts will shine on those born under it. Most of us truly enjoy this special limelight for our birthday month (pssst! Don't tell the Leos; since they're ruled by the Sun, they like to think they're ALWAYS the center of the universe!). Since everyone else in our world temporarily adopts at least a modicum of our sign's characteristics during this time, it's easier to stay on the same page-- communication is a bit easier when everyone's speaking your language, after all. This creates a sense of well-being for most of us, and we feel at ease, unusually connected with others and generally exuberant while it lasts.

Not so with Scorpios.

The province of Scorpios is the unseen world. They are power-players who usually pull the strings behind the scenes and it makes them very uncomfortable to have all eyes on them-- after all, they're the ones who like to covertly evaluate us with their eagle-eyed powers of perception, not the other way around. Indeed, any Scorpios worth their salt find it intolerable to have the tables turned on them in any situation, and in this astrological month of their birth (October 24th- November 22nd) it happens fairly frequently, inciting that infamous verbal Scorpion sting or even a temporary emotional withdrawal from the world.

These few weeks a year are, in fact, the only time most of us get a taste of that eerie intuition that gives every Scorpio a touch of ESP when it comes to divining all the secrets we can't seem to hide from them. Needless to say, they all really hate having their special power co-opted by the masses. As much as they like to bestow their favor and influence generously, (albeit very selectively) it's an indisputable fact that a Scorpion NEVER shares, or-- in direst circumstances, God help us all-- surrenders a single secret willingly.

Indeed, control over self and others is the name of the game for Scorpios, and they manage to stock-pile an arsenal of shocking, juicy secrets about everyone they know. Ever notice how many questions a sweet female Scorpio asks you, or just how much personal information the intense gaze of a male Scorpion extracts from your mesmerized and suddenly-willing to-spill lips? Don't ever expect them to return the favor of full-disclosure, though. When you ask questions, they will stare you down, intimidate you or disarm you with charm and steer the conversation back to you-- rest assured, they will never reveal anything they consider really damning. Their past is a walled garden with only one key: their memory. All the rest of the evidence has probably disappeared or been willfully obscured.

Don't mistake this suave stone-walling for the same variety of emotional escape-artistry as Gemini; unlike Geminis, who hate to be cornered and, in return, refuse to pin anyone else like a butterfly on a wheel, Scorpios glory in being able to tie others up and completely penetrate them. Scorpios treat everyone in their sphere this way, and lovers even more so. Similar to Aries, you say? A little, but an Aries aims for your heart and, like a child with a new toy, lets you go quickly after he or she gets bored. However, A Scorpio's target is your soul and, ready or not, likes to go slowly and never let up. In fact, a Scorpio is, by nature, unable and unwilling to let you get off easily. Don't forget this fact the next time you agree to date a Scorpio or work for one!

So, until November 22nd, enjoy the temporary acquisition of these powers if you're not a Scorpio by birth and, if you are, don't worry-- in just a few weeks we'll be spilling our secrets again for your pleasure.

xo,

Sybilla

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Mercury Retrograde in Scorpio: Sexy, Sarcastic and Confusing

Since October 11, Mercury, the planet of communication, has taken a retrograde tour through Scorpio, the sign of transformation, power, sex, secrets, lies and everything else that's deep, dark, velvety, and sinister, lingering just below society's surface. So what does this mean for those of us here on earth? Although we are experiencing the requisite bizarre problems with cell phones, computers and travel plans that come with every Mercury retrograde, the issue goes much deeper during this cycle in Scorpio (after all, superficiality can't exist under the influence of Scorpio-- it's all about penetration). Until October 23, when Mercury retrogrades back into luxurious Libra, everyone is bound to take a much closer look at their surroundings and relationships and start asking some very probing questions. Like a film noir detective with a tortured past, Scorpio never overrules impure motives at the outset of one of an investigation because of a keen awareness that human nature can be very dark indeed.

You might be tempted to lash out sarcastically or ruthlessly with a verbal or written Scorpion-sting, but beware! Not only is it a bad idea karmically, but you could very well be working with some bad information or a last-minute change in plans. Draw as many conclusions as you like, but don't act on them until after November 1st, when the Mercury goes direct and the tension and technical snafus will ease. No astrological event exists in a vacuum, so remember that we're going to get a slight dose of diplomacy from the Sun's placement in master mediator Libra until the 23rd of October. If you're a Leo, Taurus, Aquarius or Scorpio, however, you'll probably be feeling the effects of this Mercury retrograde quite intensely.


Aries: Since Scorpio rules your 8th house of intrigue, ruthlessness and sex appeal, your inner Pollyanna is definitely going to be on hiatus. You won't be chirping and cheerful, so, for now, be open to occasionally expressing yourself in the cynical, sexy way the other half communicates. Just make sure you don't get carried away if and when a few intense curve-balls come your way, or issues get cloudy. Practice speaking like a femme fatale or channel your inner sexy Spartan (remember, Gerard Butler is a Scorpio).

Taurus: You might find yourself suspiciously analyzing your romantic relationship or business partnerships. Let the emotions stay in the evaluation stage (think, feel, don't talk!!!) till Mercury goes direct on November 17 to take any action. You might receive some conflicting or unexpected information about a joint venture, so wait till that date to sign any contracts or legally binding documents-- THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT!

Gemini: There could be some wires crossed when it comes to talking or writing (an oh-so Gemini occupation or hobby) about service, health and planning. You might be tempted to take an uncharacteristically caustic, cynical tone more than once this month, most likely motivated by some snarl-ups which appear from nowhere in your work schedule or fitness routine. Installing new software might be a problem, too, so wait till November 17 to buy it or install it. Take the opportunity to re-evaluate the way you organize your life.

Cancer: You'll be turning an intensely introspective inner light on your ego until October 23rd, Cancer. You might encounter weird snafus in communication that hamper your self-expression or make you seem foolish, so avoid the tendency to talk like a snide power-player or be condescending. Keep your artistic endeavors running as efficiently as possible, and allow some room for error or last-minute changes. Send those promotional emails about your show very carefully, and check to make sure they get through.

Leo: Don't be mean or snappish to your mom or other family members. Don't keep secrets, and don't automatically assume anyone is deliberately hiding things from you. There's going to be some intense communication, and you may draw some erroneous conclusions from an e-mail, brief conversation or voicemail. Don't be hasty!!! If you need to have a heart-to-heart talk with someone, do it after November 17, and just think things over as logically as possible until then. Check that thirst for vengeance!

Virgo: Your capacity for light-hearted chit-chat seems to be gone till October 23, so take a deep breath and enjoy the increased intensity in your everyday conversations. Don't fly off the handle if your phone, pager or IM goes on the blink unexpectedly-- have a few back-up plans for those important instances when any mechanical error will seem particularly fatal. You might find yourself getting or giving some bad or unexpected information, especially when a brother, sister or school-related topic arises. Listen carefully before you speak!!!

Libra: If you're building anything or doing some home improvement, double-and-triple check your plans, especially if they're delivered verbally. Remember the carpenter's creed: measure twice, cut once. You might find yourself writing or speaking about the material world very intensely, and your awareness of the five sense will be heightened, making you a food, music and architecture critic. Try to reserve judgement because you might not have all the information you need to play expert.

Scorpio: With so much confusion surrounding the communication aspects of your leadership and attitude sector, you could turn into General Patton if you're not careful. We know how little you Scorpions like to show your hand, so be very, very careful not to misinterpret some information and get angry-- we all know a Scorpio in a snit is kind of a scary phenomenon to behold, and you'll be taking down the names of all witnesses-- *spoooooky*...

Sagittarius: You might find yourself peering intensely into your inner fantasy-world, and speaking of it accordingly. Some issues might cloud true understanding, however, so if a revelation comes, wait till November 17 to act on it. Start a dream journal and enjoy keeping it private for once-- anything you write during this period will be expressed in a highly emotional, if fragmented way. Don't be sarcastic, it just isn't in your nature, so resist the temptation-- it will be fleeting.

Capricorn: If you're involved with a club or teamwork of any kind, avoid getting sarcastic when you speak to the people surrounding you, or holding some secret info over their heads. You might find yourself re-evaluating channels of protocol at work, especially the written and spoken kind. This is a great time to do so, but wait till November 17 to move forward with any plans to institute changes. Don't play around with anything electricity-related or rely on it to work flawlessly when it comes down to a critical work deadline or a presentation of any kind. Have a back-up plan.

Aquarius: You'll be setting boundaries with your speech, but don't get mad with power and start barking orders. You might be tempted to speak like a conservative authoritarian, as weird as that is to you. So DON'T DO IT!!! The fact is, some electronic equipment you rely on on might get haywire or your flight could be cancelled, and you'll be left holding the bag. Allow some wiggle room in the way you communicate with people and don't be so uptight.

Pisces: If you're traveling or exploring a new culture, try not to be cynical. And make room for some unexpected changes in your plans. Try to roll with it and don't play detective too seriously-- you probably won't have all the information you need to make an informed judgement about the situation till after November 17. The big picture might start to get intense, so wait a minute before you start talking about becoming overlord of all you survey.

xo,

Sybilla

Retrogrades are Normal! Don't Panic!

With the communication planet Mercury retrograde until November 17th, and mighty Mars set to start its 2 1/2 month rx cycle on the 15th, I think it's an excellent time to discuss precisely what the term “planetary retrograde” means in the first place.

When a planet is said to go retrograde the event is, in physical reality, an illusion. No planet ever actually stops dead on its axis, starts spinning backward through the sky, hovers motionless again and then reverses itself back to its original state, but it certainly APPEARS to do so. So is the requisite fuss about retrograde cycles making us agitated or introspective, etc. all just much ado about nothing, or worse yet, by reporting these rx's and giving them validity are we perpetuating a false misconception? ABSOLUTELY NOT. Think of it this way:

Imagine you're in an art museum, looking at a portrait by Rembrandt. The eyes of the subject are intense, captivating, shining, hypnotic and staring directly at you, the observer. As you move onto the other paintings, you occasionally look over and, to your growing sense of unease, you notice the eyes of the figure in the Rembrandt seem to follow you wherever you go. You begin to feel that you are the one being observed. You know this phenomenon is an optical illusion, but IT STILL MAKES YOU FEEL UNEASY.

Anyone with a human heart can recognize that, sometimes, things our logical minds regard as illusions in the material sense still intensely influence us emotionally and/or spiritually. It's silly to term these illusory notions stupid or nullify them as mere superstitions when they can affect our lives in very real ways. After all, in the language of feelings, perception IS reality.

One more thing about retrogrades: they are normal. They're not weird, scary aberrations that should be weathered like a tornado, with your emotions, plans and physical possessions on lock down or in a holding-pattern. Rather, they are regular fixtures on the cosmic scene and happen quite regularly. In fact, since every single planet in our solar system except the Sun and Moon has a retrograde cycle, just roll with these happenings much as possible and listen to your instincts. It'll all work out fine, I promise.

xo,

Sybilla