Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Mercury Retrograde in Scorpio: Sexy, Sarcastic and Confusing

Since October 11, Mercury, the planet of communication, has taken a retrograde tour through Scorpio, the sign of transformation, power, sex, secrets, lies and everything else that's deep, dark, velvety, and sinister, lingering just below society's surface. So what does this mean for those of us here on earth? Although we are experiencing the requisite bizarre problems with cell phones, computers and travel plans that come with every Mercury retrograde, the issue goes much deeper during this cycle in Scorpio (after all, superficiality can't exist under the influence of Scorpio-- it's all about penetration). Until October 23, when Mercury retrogrades back into luxurious Libra, everyone is bound to take a much closer look at their surroundings and relationships and start asking some very probing questions. Like a film noir detective with a tortured past, Scorpio never overrules impure motives at the outset of one of an investigation because of a keen awareness that human nature can be very dark indeed.

You might be tempted to lash out sarcastically or ruthlessly with a verbal or written Scorpion-sting, but beware! Not only is it a bad idea karmically, but you could very well be working with some bad information or a last-minute change in plans. Draw as many conclusions as you like, but don't act on them until after November 1st, when the Mercury goes direct and the tension and technical snafus will ease. No astrological event exists in a vacuum, so remember that we're going to get a slight dose of diplomacy from the Sun's placement in master mediator Libra until the 23rd of October. If you're a Leo, Taurus, Aquarius or Scorpio, however, you'll probably be feeling the effects of this Mercury retrograde quite intensely.


Aries: Since Scorpio rules your 8th house of intrigue, ruthlessness and sex appeal, your inner Pollyanna is definitely going to be on hiatus. You won't be chirping and cheerful, so, for now, be open to occasionally expressing yourself in the cynical, sexy way the other half communicates. Just make sure you don't get carried away if and when a few intense curve-balls come your way, or issues get cloudy. Practice speaking like a femme fatale or channel your inner sexy Spartan (remember, Gerard Butler is a Scorpio).

Taurus: You might find yourself suspiciously analyzing your romantic relationship or business partnerships. Let the emotions stay in the evaluation stage (think, feel, don't talk!!!) till Mercury goes direct on November 17 to take any action. You might receive some conflicting or unexpected information about a joint venture, so wait till that date to sign any contracts or legally binding documents-- THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT!

Gemini: There could be some wires crossed when it comes to talking or writing (an oh-so Gemini occupation or hobby) about service, health and planning. You might be tempted to take an uncharacteristically caustic, cynical tone more than once this month, most likely motivated by some snarl-ups which appear from nowhere in your work schedule or fitness routine. Installing new software might be a problem, too, so wait till November 17 to buy it or install it. Take the opportunity to re-evaluate the way you organize your life.

Cancer: You'll be turning an intensely introspective inner light on your ego until October 23rd, Cancer. You might encounter weird snafus in communication that hamper your self-expression or make you seem foolish, so avoid the tendency to talk like a snide power-player or be condescending. Keep your artistic endeavors running as efficiently as possible, and allow some room for error or last-minute changes. Send those promotional emails about your show very carefully, and check to make sure they get through.

Leo: Don't be mean or snappish to your mom or other family members. Don't keep secrets, and don't automatically assume anyone is deliberately hiding things from you. There's going to be some intense communication, and you may draw some erroneous conclusions from an e-mail, brief conversation or voicemail. Don't be hasty!!! If you need to have a heart-to-heart talk with someone, do it after November 17, and just think things over as logically as possible until then. Check that thirst for vengeance!

Virgo: Your capacity for light-hearted chit-chat seems to be gone till October 23, so take a deep breath and enjoy the increased intensity in your everyday conversations. Don't fly off the handle if your phone, pager or IM goes on the blink unexpectedly-- have a few back-up plans for those important instances when any mechanical error will seem particularly fatal. You might find yourself getting or giving some bad or unexpected information, especially when a brother, sister or school-related topic arises. Listen carefully before you speak!!!

Libra: If you're building anything or doing some home improvement, double-and-triple check your plans, especially if they're delivered verbally. Remember the carpenter's creed: measure twice, cut once. You might find yourself writing or speaking about the material world very intensely, and your awareness of the five sense will be heightened, making you a food, music and architecture critic. Try to reserve judgement because you might not have all the information you need to play expert.

Scorpio: With so much confusion surrounding the communication aspects of your leadership and attitude sector, you could turn into General Patton if you're not careful. We know how little you Scorpions like to show your hand, so be very, very careful not to misinterpret some information and get angry-- we all know a Scorpio in a snit is kind of a scary phenomenon to behold, and you'll be taking down the names of all witnesses-- *spoooooky*...

Sagittarius: You might find yourself peering intensely into your inner fantasy-world, and speaking of it accordingly. Some issues might cloud true understanding, however, so if a revelation comes, wait till November 17 to act on it. Start a dream journal and enjoy keeping it private for once-- anything you write during this period will be expressed in a highly emotional, if fragmented way. Don't be sarcastic, it just isn't in your nature, so resist the temptation-- it will be fleeting.

Capricorn: If you're involved with a club or teamwork of any kind, avoid getting sarcastic when you speak to the people surrounding you, or holding some secret info over their heads. You might find yourself re-evaluating channels of protocol at work, especially the written and spoken kind. This is a great time to do so, but wait till November 17 to move forward with any plans to institute changes. Don't play around with anything electricity-related or rely on it to work flawlessly when it comes down to a critical work deadline or a presentation of any kind. Have a back-up plan.

Aquarius: You'll be setting boundaries with your speech, but don't get mad with power and start barking orders. You might be tempted to speak like a conservative authoritarian, as weird as that is to you. So DON'T DO IT!!! The fact is, some electronic equipment you rely on on might get haywire or your flight could be cancelled, and you'll be left holding the bag. Allow some wiggle room in the way you communicate with people and don't be so uptight.

Pisces: If you're traveling or exploring a new culture, try not to be cynical. And make room for some unexpected changes in your plans. Try to roll with it and don't play detective too seriously-- you probably won't have all the information you need to make an informed judgement about the situation till after November 17. The big picture might start to get intense, so wait a minute before you start talking about becoming overlord of all you survey.

xo,

Sybilla

No comments: